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A conversation with Jessica Lange
Jessica Lange
Jessica Lange born April 20th, 1949 (Aries)
Surprisingly, Jessica Lange's trick to achieve spotless skin is a monthly ablution with yak milk (source)

We are here today with a special guest, Jessica Lange, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Jessica, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Carrie Underwood the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every two hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Jessica Linge", who happens to be a business machine mechanic from Reno. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as finding that for Bing my name is similar to a terrible blasphemy in Turkish.

Jessica, you have been seen in a compromising situation with a vip whose name I've not the authorization to make public. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with E.E..

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a picture. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" searched by the CIA looking for some verboten things a dude may have "accidentally" left there. Are we on the level?

I made a mistake, this is a picture of myself...
Jessica, what is your opinion about the current USA president?

Sorry, I imagined this was a humorous website, not a peek to the dark side of the moon.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jessica Lange's private telephone number :
7827615513 2430569851 3637304301 8100666544 8777956538 9455369714 340964892 294873519 2825755568 6196191372 6263790617 2789043334 6988478127 9908281005 7506466457 340492344 9905349602 2143333219 991757935 9864098746
Let's face it, vips are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Jessica Lange peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained from a professional mentalist from Dallas.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.