We are here today with a special guest, Jessica Lange, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Jessica, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Carrie Underwood the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every two hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Jessica Linge", who happens to be a business machine mechanic from Reno. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as finding that for Bing my name is similar to a terrible blasphemy in Turkish.
Jessica, you have been seen in a compromising situation with a vip whose name I've not the authorization to make public. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with E.E..
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a picture. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" searched by the CIA looking for some verboten things a dude may have "accidentally" left there. Are we on the level?
I made a mistake, this is a picture of myself...
Jessica, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a humorous website, not a peek to the dark side of the moon.
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