A talk with Jessica Lange
Jessica Lange
Jessica Lange born April 20th, 1949 (Aries)
Her typical breakfast when she wants to travel light (pixabay photo)

Are you superstitious?
Sure thing! I use to paint my big toe in white right before a significant business meeting. Clearly not today.

Jessica, you are also well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Jessica needs what Jessica needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's yellow slippers made of feathers or mammoth jerky.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been kind, you go to Madrid, if you have been boring you go to Ottawa.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to move light things with my mind.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Nothomaria hirsuta, a rare orchid which grows only in Borneo.

An imaginary character you recognize as an imaginary friend?
Probably Pancho Villa, because of our cool hair style.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say quickly another word. I begin with :
Q: water.

Jessica : vodka

Q: guilt
Jessica : beach

Q: sadness
Jessica : vengeance

You are a pro at this game...

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