If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Jessica Lucas, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.
What would Jessica Lucas do to solve the problem of ferocity and criminality that is threatening present-day world?
Well, in my opinion, lending one million of dollars to every citizen would make many problems go away, but most legislators are just rapacious lads little enticed by my brilliant advice.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to believe it when you live in a pink cloud, but there are nations where it is impossible to find even a decent cheeseburger with or without mustard.
What do you think about the future Oscar shitstorm?
Surely, this is a minefield.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight stomach flu?
WHAT? Stomach flu!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.
Which super power do you have?
This a secret! I can awake the ghosts of departed famous mediums, since I was 3.
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