A conversation with Jessica Lucas
Jessica Lucas
Jessica Lucas born September 24th, 1985 (Libra)
During the month of February Jessica Lucas eats only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf stew, whose recipe is a creepy riddle we prefer to leave wrapped up in its mystery (source)

You have been the recipient of many prizes. Which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Silver Dog Trophy" issued by the municipality of Reno for "noteworthy and unrequested stage accomplishment" at the early age of 8.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
O.K.! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Exorcist II: The Heretic", an underestimated masterpiece whose relevance has not been fully acknowledged.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a blue hedgehog on my arm. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly undressed.

Who are your heroes?
Henry VIII of England, Indiana Jones, and myself.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
Some directors should not survive their films, however I only worked with wonderful directors.

Do you like to cook?
No man! But I like to improvise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and lima beans, which I assume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix beef jerk and lima beans with some Alfredo sauce and you are done!

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jessica Lucas' home telephone number :
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I patiently scheduled a hurried talk with Jessica Lucas days in advance. The resulting transcription was wonderful, like "1984" rewritten by Superman. So, it was very unfavorable that my uncle Matthew shredded my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I made an effort to recall those wondrous words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not really certain this web page is an entirely accurate chronicle of our appointment, and thus I'm beginning to question whether it ever was real...
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