A conversation with Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson born July 10th, 1980 (Cancer)
Dambo, the beloved pet lizard of Jessica Simpson, can also be used as a healthy appetizer in case of protracted famine (pixabay photo)

Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to move small things with my mind.

Do you know Michael M. Rogers (a former restaurant manager, now a zoologist) from Garden Grove?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a sudden conclusion.

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Max Payne". I think that Mila Kunis was really in the "zone".

Should you give up singing, which kind of career would you choose?
Almost surely that of ostrich breeder. I already have some experience in that field.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: hare.

Jessica : money

Q: will
Jessica : money

Q: friends
Jessica : money

I feel you are not in the mood.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jessica Simpson's secret telephone number :
691353396 5840026336 3827887945 9029606235 4156152675 4392986177 3533708612 288673135 3315788003 660733753 5176591293 3710124334 6494982531 387274242 9213049458 3522138464 4693574747 7367223562 2209202530 8329488993
Let's face it, celebrities are busy people. It's not easy for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Jessica Simpson completely alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Jessica.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.