Which super power do you have?
Fattening fast, particularly if it's cloudy. Probably this is not so remarkable in tall people with Scottish forebears.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I was obliged by my momma, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about bronchitis?
Since my pet gerbil showed some symptoms.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I would like to test it on unaware passerbies.
You are out of luck, it will be distributed only in Bhutan and Syldavia.
Who are your heroes?
Marie Curie, Keyser Soze, and myself.
What’s your worst defect?
Most people believe I incarnate perfection, but sometimes I drink ketchup from the bottle.
Where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I leased a chic mansion on the secluded mountains of Zubrowka. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the affable realtor from Nigeria that proposed me the affair by email.
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