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A talk with Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson born July 10th, 1980 (Cancer)
Jessica Simpson likes to imagine that in an alternative astral plane she is a rag doll (pixabay photo)

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Aye! But just one time. It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Richard Wagner appeared and established that I'm the reincarnation of Steven Hawking's greengrocer.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Last summer I've seen the cover illustration of the book "The Little Prince", and I found it more or less acceptable. Hence, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.

Apart from singing, is there something you do exceptionally well?
I can balance a cane on my chin for at least 10 seconds.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
Excluding my own songs, my ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "The Boy Is Mine" by Monica.

Could you deny the gossip about the purloined Loch Ness monster photos?
Touche'! I think you have a foolish desire to go to a better place. Capiche? And, you know, I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Nevermind. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: Tuesday.

Jessica : biotechnologist

Q: war
Jessica : frog

Q: friends
Jessica : critters

I think we are not on the same wavelength

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Jessica Simpson's private telephone number is listed here :
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