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A conversation with Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson born July 10th, 1980 (Cancer)
The next release from Jessica Simpson will be a vinyl-only album of trip hop covers of Michael Jackson greatest hits, sung in Turkish, Danish and Klingonese (pixabay photo)

What have you got in your pocket?
This is a tricky one. Since this interview is a daydream of your lascivious imagination, I'm completely au naturel, so no pockets at all.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

What motivates you to sing?
Oxygen deficiency, since to sing is like to breath for me.

What would Jessica Simpson do to solve the issue of ferocity and criminality that is menacing our world?
You know, I'm sure that giving one million of bucks to every citizen can fix many issues, but most politicians are just close-fisted decrepit chaps.

Could you suggest a remedy for back pain?
Yes, in case of back pain, mix three parts of sparkling wine, two parts of ground coffee and some Tabasco sauce. Drink the resulting potion every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Jawohl! I'm amiable, quite zippy, pliant and accommodating. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artists.

Jessica, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Jessica's gem". In the middle of one of my famed researches in the Hymalayas, I uncovered a little new plant, now named Daticera maculata, that blooms only every 10 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of figs and soy sauce. You have to be extremely rich even to unlike it...

Jessica Simpson refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8531211804 2336582639 4704295227 841712995 5462865634 9782820609 9436508485 2813955566 4247287314 2048962410 3240079855 9047194025 3580648233 4537466188 2100017405 7307294047 344144982 3861113173 2547861085 8548204217
I waited for years for a chance to have a talk with Jessica Simpson. The resulting article was imposing, like "Moby Dick" rewritten by Wonder Woman. Hence, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo (on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I un-fainted, I made an attempt to remember those impressive words. So, to be straight, I'm not really so confident this web page contains a perfectly factual run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm starting to wonder if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.