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Jessie J
Jessie J born March 27th, 1988 (Aries)
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Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Jessie J. He is gonna annex her. (source)

Are you superstitious?
You bet your boots! I slap 3 times my butt right before a relevant occasion. Obviously not today.

Jessie, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I rented a luxurious palace on the secluded hills of Elbonia. The only issue was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the good-natured estate agent from Nigeria that proposed me the business in the interweb.

What do you have in your pockets?
Since this interview is a fantasy of your naughty mind, I'm in my enticing undies, so no pockets at all.

Jessie, what's your favorite vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can play for hours. Well, I expect that you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Jessie, is there a deep moral behind your "Price Tag"?
Of course! That gossip is the devil’s radio.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Jessie JaH", who allegedly is a retired chemist from Denver. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as discovering that for Yahoo my name is similar to a shocking obscenity in Bulgarian.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
You bet! I dig people's mind. I'm global: I'm known to gladden illustrious NASA scientists and nondescript accountants alike. It's nice to hear that there are 15 streets with my name in four different countries, not counting Ecuador and Syldavia.

Do you have any superpower?
Talking backwards, since I was 6. However, this could be quite a nuisance.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jessie J's private telephone number :
7858346265 5849971619 2412914253 3190806781 5065315056 3375686749 2084176002 2428946945 545044698 5607735261 484933228 7248126887 4909987814 8995147145 7475980004 6026767916 666690148 315664502 5340596070 9093101653
To be frank, my supervisor had planned my hurried meeting with Jessie J several days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or grooming my pet opossum. So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a dream I had after a large dinner based on beans and cabbage stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.