What happen if you play your song "Foolish Games" backward?
I think there can be obnoxious aftereffects like hypermetropia or loss of eardrums.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You may watch them in awe, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Are you allergic to anything?
Indeed yes! I'm allergic to chlorophyll, paparazzi and tigers.
Which is your secret for flawless skin?
Curiously, it is a shower in fresh cement once a week.
Present-day world seems exposed to criminality and violence. What would Jewel do?
Actually, I think that donating one million of bucks to every person can solve many problems, but most politicians are greedy old punks scarcely receptive of my clever suggestions.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix one part of rum, three parts of coffee and some buttermilk in a bowl, then drink the resulting concoction every 10 minutes for 3 hours.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
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