A conversation with Jewel
Jewel born May 23rd, 1974 (Gemini)
Jewel is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as an alternative medium of exchange to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

What happen if you play your song "Foolish Games" backward?
I think there can be obnoxious aftereffects like hypermetropia or loss of eardrums.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You may watch them in awe, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Are you allergic to anything?
Indeed yes! I'm allergic to chlorophyll, paparazzi and tigers.

Which is your secret for flawless skin?
Curiously, it is a shower in fresh cement once a week.

Present-day world seems exposed to criminality and violence. What would Jewel do?
Actually, I think that donating one million of bucks to every person can solve many problems, but most politicians are greedy old punks scarcely receptive of my clever suggestions.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

The horse of despair
The large horse of despair
gluts on the cloudy mountains of hallucination
when I look in the eye this life insanity.
If only it had been the boar of despair
I could have bacon at least.

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix one part of rum, three parts of coffee and some buttermilk in a bowl, then drink the resulting concoction every 10 minutes for 3 hours.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
A snail.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jewel's private telephone number :
5832876962 4169088812 5766670023 4380430296 8199116343 4278436144 3251048618 3041301392 8827224790 2213241722 8976166264 4229817546 900524682 2394566192 231137038 468130946 9777841928 2341489062 8881829652 419125033
To be sincere, my chief had set up my little conversation with Jewel many months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Speed 2". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Jewel would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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