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Jewel Staite
Jewel Staite born June 2nd, 1982 (Gemini)
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Owing to an uncanny accident occurred to her uncle, Jewel Staite has developed an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for Ouija boards (pixabay photo)

A well-known person you recognize as an imaginary friend?
As my agent keeps repeating, Jean-Paul Sartre, because of our similar way of living. In my ideal world we both breed little rabbits.

Do you have any vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. I’m surely going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! The title is "Angela, Peter and the squirrel". There are a man and a woman. They live together in Los Angeles. He is an economist and the woman is a killer. When Angela's pet squirrel Dasita got tonsillitis, they decide to fight the Yakuza to avenge the squirrel.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the zebra appearing in your last movie?
I already spilled the beans with the CIA.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
No dice! I'm sometimes aloof, dynamic, cooperative and imperturbable. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Jewel, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make acting?
Take note: when bandanas will be in vogue again I will have my revenge.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Buy a polygraph for my castle.

Jewel, do you have any superpower?
This a secret! Talking backwards, since I was 3, but only if the sun shines. This helped quite a lot.

Jewel Staite refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
9871058006 899933262 5630573432 5053988126 2266086910 8530632673 6903411370 706783631 385248673 4328170859 9200783250 5273453996 2836868339 245585652 6635152080 5432726334 4169444304 5951737166 560974765 8030603886
I patiently dawdled for weeks for a chance to have a brief exchange with Jewel Staite. The resulting article was mind-blowing, like it was written by Miguel de Cervantes in his prime. So, it was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my dog shredded my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I attempted to remember those mind-boggling words. To be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a completely accurate account of our rendezvous, and now I'm starting to wonder if it ever took place...
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