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A talk with Jewel Staite
Jewel Staite
Jewel Staite born June 2nd, 1982 (Gemini)
Few people know that during her driving exam, Jewel Staite unwittingly rammed a boozed up bear, with little consequences for both (pixabay photo)

We are here today with Jewel Staite, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Jewel, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Rihanna the other day and, honestly, I did not like it a bit.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can balance a chair on my head for at least 25 minutes.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Maybe! The title is "Albert, Ann and Jimbo". There are a man and a woman, which live in Chicago and they never met. Ann is a medium while Albert is a horse trainer. When Ann's pet raccoon Jimbo got mononucleosis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they realize that only Hellboy can save Jimbo, so they begin an adventurous journey in Lithuania, where Hellboy is hiding.

Who are your heroes?
Brian (the less-known cousin of Harry S. Truman), Tarzan, and myself.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain soon a license for steering my hovercraft.

Jewel, do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. Well, perhaps you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, most of the times, but if you are incinerated then your remains can rest in some dull place.

There is no possibility any of these is Jewel Staite's home telephone number :
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I patiently sat tight forever for a chance to have a rendezvous with Jewel Staite. The resulting transcription was impressive, like it was written by Leo Tolstoj under the effects of prescription drugs. Hence, it was awfully lamentable, to put it mildly, that my koala set my only copy on fire! After I regained mental sanity, I struggled to summon up those mind-blowing words. To be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an absolutely accurate chronicle of our conversation, and so I'm beginning to doubt it actually was real...
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