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A talk with Jim Caviezel
Jim Caviezel
Jim Caviezel born September 26th, 1968 (Libra)
Apart from acting, Jim Caviezel's second best choice would be the career of Smarties color sorter (pixabay photo)

Nowaday the problem of lead poisoning in opossums is attaining gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Guess so! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,200 per night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of lead poisoning in opossums.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the summary of the condensed version of "The Great Gatsby", and I found it quite palatable. So, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain F. Scott Fitzgerald - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

Could you suggest a remedy for diarrhea?
Aye! In case of diarrhea, mix two parts of tequila, three parts of tea and some tomato sauce in the skull of a beaver, then put this potion on your elbows and your ankles.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Macaulay Culkin. We both like canaries.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Jim Cyviezel", who allegedly is a restaurant manager from Atlanta. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as learning that according to Yahoo my name sounds like an appalling curse in Japanese.

Jim, do you have any superpower?
Not a secret! Talking backwards. This was quite annoying at parties.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the relaxing jingle of two pieces of gold caressing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more mainstream, for example "the breath of your sleeping daughter" or "the effervescent laugh of an exhilarated kid ".

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable fear for Teddy bears, after a bizzarre accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by tigers, but that is quite normal.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jim Caviezel's private telephone number :
2429778251 484446676 7434868967 2861189452 7584841035 812637476 5154269708 3940109822 245678301 5134187178 3904018329 7651571056 9323400428 516728351 2293453361 7519480904 6369197338 6067918793 792557848 7429694847
My supervisor had scheduled my little appointment with Jim Caviezel months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or feeding my pet squirrel. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a dream I had following a heavy dinner of beans and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.