Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is
Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Touche'! People love me so much. My power is that I'm global: I'm popular among illustrious neurosurgeons and crestfallen crime scene cleaners to the same extent. It's nice to hear that there are at least 16 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Latveria and Burundi.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some disputes with my agent, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Jim Coviezel".
What would Jim Caviezel do to solve the issue of ferocity and violence that is menacing our society?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past films, like "1984" and "Mad Max".
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time to write. Last month I've read the back cover of the book "Twilight", and I found it quite acceptable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Stephenie Meyer - because I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
Jim, do you like gnus?
Not on a chance!
Why you do not like gnus, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one gnu bite my grandpa's privy parts. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I may rethink my opinion about gnus.
Jim, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising situation with a star whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to bring out in the open. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with O.T..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your car or your house may "by accident" blow up. Are we on the level?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) photo anyway...
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