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Jim Caviezel
Jim Caviezel born September 26th, 1968 (Libra)
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Peter Perez, the new Jim Caviezel's head of security, is constantly experimenting different methods to drive off stalkers and maddening devotees (source)

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took your passion away from me.
A book, a comb alone in a drawer
my only memories of you.
You took your love away from me,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Touche'! People love me so much. My power is that I'm global: I'm popular among illustrious neurosurgeons and crestfallen crime scene cleaners to the same extent. It's nice to hear that there are at least 16 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Latveria and Burundi.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some disputes with my agent, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will use the name "Jim Coviezel".

What would Jim Caviezel do to solve the issue of ferocity and violence that is menacing our society?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past films, like "1984" and "Mad Max".

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time to write. Last month I've read the back cover of the book "Twilight", and I found it quite acceptable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Stephenie Meyer - because I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

Jim, do you like gnus?
Not on a chance!

Why you do not like gnus, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one gnu bite my grandpa's privy parts. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I may rethink my opinion about gnus.

Jim, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising situation with a star whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to bring out in the open. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with O.T..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your car or your house may "by accident" blow up. Are we on the level?

I think I've lost that (probably faked) photo anyway...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jim Caviezel's private telephone number :
4990451740 3371834716 2282224201 5422712201 3154134512 610108698 4469825477 974519334 8276101303 3054692325 7522167388 9566712217 8110964907 9610182339 9681780172 9635800863 790295895 2434270162 6853387693 8031783351
Let's face it, celebrities are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Jim Caviezel completely alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a mind reader from Atlanta.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.