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Jim Parsons
Jim Parsons born March 24th, 1973 (Aries)
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As it happens to many Aries people, Jim Parsons is at risk of getting a buttons collecting addiction (source)

You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in the month of August I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meat pie.

In a letter printed on Transactions on Alternate Soteriology, dr. Douglas Lewis observed that your roles are "a tragic embodiment of present-day pragmatic mechanicism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his interesting essay appeared on Canadian Transactions on Modern Probabilism, prof. Michael Reed completely invalidated that implausible assumption.

If I may say so, Jim, you are well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't stay anywhere without salmon-flavored cotton-candy or industrially-made sake delivered every morning to my room.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Of Mice and Men" by John Stayback.

You surely mean, by John Steinbeck?
You sure? Maybe I've heard it both ways.

Jim, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Definitely so! But I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.

You will feel abandoned by other people, like an untouchable dam is between you and them. A disquieting buzz in your ears will tell you that they are actually planning to murder you.
Humph! You are dead on!

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the condensed summary of the book "Anna Karenina", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jim Parsons' secret telephone number :
2254569447 411048868 7832763787 2664881237 7415921624 415107780 713276471 4011024808 3178266548 214225834 5049632745 9031220020 7234202317 9600287640 594448439 5527545658 5338571401 9199731729 9019143431 2169649394
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