You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in the month of August I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meat pie.
In a letter printed on Transactions on Alternate Soteriology, dr. Douglas Lewis observed that your roles are "a tragic embodiment of present-day pragmatic mechanicism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his interesting essay appeared on Canadian Transactions on Modern Probabilism, prof. Michael Reed completely invalidated that implausible assumption.
If I may say so, Jim, you are well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't stay anywhere without salmon-flavored cotton-candy or industrially-made sake delivered every morning to my room.
Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Of Mice and Men" by John Stayback.
You surely mean, by John Steinbeck?
You sure? Maybe I've heard it both ways.
Jim, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Definitely so! But I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.
You will feel abandoned by other people, like an untouchable dam is between you and them. A disquieting buzz in your ears will tell you that they are actually planning to murder you.
Humph! You are dead on!
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the condensed summary of the book "Anna Karenina", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.
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