JoJo, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular position with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not authorized to tell. Have you something to add?
Do you mean W.F.? That was a totally innocuous thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with D.B...
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your house or your cat may "accidentally" explode. Do you understand?
I think I've lost that picture anyway...
Should you give up singing, which occupation would you choose?
Probably that of Smarties color sorter. I already have some experience in that field.
Do you know any good back pain cure?
You bet your boots! Here it is my fantastic remedy for back pain. Mix one part of rum, three parts of energy drink and some Thousand Island dressing in a large bowl, then guzzle this concoction every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.
What’s your biggest defect?
Probably my worst defect is that I'm very self-centered. Most of the times I follow the train of my thoughts and I think these blue shoes are like a punishment for that hit-and-run which was not my fault anyway.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a gopher. A large, fat, tranquil gopher, satiated and sleepy in the summer shade.
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