A conversation with Joan Baez
Joan Baez
Joan Baez born January 9th, 1941 (Capricorn)
Joan Baez's venture to launch her cologne scented with eggplants essence has been an inevitable flop (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Joan Baez, who just made her way through her last album. Hi, Joan, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, essentially because I can't remember if you owe me money.

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny canary shaped scar on my left buttock, a remainder of my tough quarrel with a wild hamster.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I have developed an unreasonable phobia for Teddy bears, owing to a strange accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite common.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too hard at work performing very significant things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) to waste time on such bagatelles. Actually, I pay a squad of economists to compile my grocery list and texting it to a crew of professional buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever employ a group of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Joan, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Donna Donna"?
Yes, that what goes around comes around - or something like that.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Holy moly! Apart from "Twilight", I fear it is "Perfect Stranger". One of worst choices of Halle Berry.

Joan, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Joan's gem". During one of my famed studies in the Amazon basin, I uncovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Iconthera glandulosa, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and tuna. You have to be rich enough even to find it unappealing...

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the less known websites of Internet when I'm supposed to work. See, I’m surely going to be censured for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

There is no possibility any of these is Joan Baez's secret telephone number :
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To be sincere, my chief had set up my rendezvous with Joan Baez many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Man of the House". So, the interview above is mainly based on what Joan Baez would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.