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Joanna Garcia Swisher
Joanna Garcia Swisher born August 10th, 1979 (Leo)
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Joanna Garcia Swisher is promoting the introduction of seashells as a feasible option to contrast the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and legs of 1,000 models that will be freed in Tampa.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to negativity, coyotes, and nicotine.

Joanna, do you have something to say to young people?
Yep! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Unless you are blue. In that case contact a physician at your earliest convenience.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to levitate just a little.

Joanna, can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Internship"?
Okey-doke! All the other actors were chomping durian flavored candies all day long.

In a paper published on Bulgarian Anthropological Journal, dr. Mark Hall has described your movies as "a supernatural quintessence of contemporary symbolic irrationalism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his last letter appeared on Transactions on Epistemologic Facts, prof. Bill S. Green completely disproved that dubious thesis.

Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Sierra Gordo flag. It is purple and brown with a tiny yellow squirrel in the center. Sierra Gordo is a proud but desperate nation. They are so poor their dictionaries stop at the letter "P".

What do you think about the future Oscar debate?
Surely, this has always been a minefield.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Joanna Garcia Swisher's secret telephone number :
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