Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to run away from stalkers and supporters
Sure! I do whatever is necessary to evade those barbarians. I usually use the moniker "Joanna Gurcia Swisher".
Joanna, do you like panthers?
I got to say no!
Why you do not like panthers, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one panther bite my cousin's private bits. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my position on panthers.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Harry Potter.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
What would you like to do right now?
Walk away unarmed.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Bach.
Could you substantiate the hearsay about the theft of the Jersey Devil pictures?
Dear me! It appears you have an illogical desire to join the bleedin' choir invisible. Capeesh? And, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $1000,... Whatever. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
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