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A conversation with Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix born October 28th, 1974 (Scorpio)
In his manor in California, right across the Nicki Minaj's one, Joaquin Phoenix is producing his own wine, whose name, by an unfortunate accident, sounds just like an appalling obscenity in Chinese (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new salad dressing called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I'm eager to try that salad dressing.
According to my agent, it will be distributed only in Sierra Gordo and Benin.

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do better than anybody else?
Well, I do a great imitation of a gnu, usually for kids or everybody willing to shed a large check to assist.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Christian Bale, because we were in the same book club when we had more time on our hands.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
Generally I don’t like to be told what to do. See also my issues with cops.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to rainbows, gopher tears (please, don't ask!), and calcium sulfate.

A well-known person you recognize as your doppelganger?
None, but maybe Rene Descartes, because of our deep bright eyes.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very grim, since in these bitter times there are countries where it is difficult to find even a tolerable cosmopolitan.

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My boss had patiently planned my short exchange with Joaquin Phoenix several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "The Spirit". So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Joaquin Phoenix would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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