Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
That's right! The tentative title is "Sandra, Eric and Telina". Imagine a woman and a man, which live in Milwaukee, but they do not know each other. Sandra is a vehicle painter and Eric is a killer. When Sandra's pet hedgehog Telina got alopecia they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin an adventurous journey to search for Eleocarya bifurcata (a rare shrub which grows in Estonia only), whose leaves can save Telina.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Hell yeah! I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Exorcist II: The Heretic", an underestimated classic whose value has not been fully perceived.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very grim, since there are nations where it is hopeless to find even an adequate mint julep.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Genghis Khan appeared and certified that I'm the reincarnation of a John D. Rockefeller's uncle.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Highway.
You mean, by Ernest Hemingway?
Probably you are confusing it with another book, anyway we can agree to disagree.
Where do you go when you die?
In a casket, generally. If you are incinerated then your remains can occupy space in a funny box in somebody else home.
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