Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking food is a big waste of energy, since there are fans and fast food joints more than willing to provide my daily RDA of fats and sugars. In the few occasions I indulge in cooking for my relatives, I like to invent salads. My favorite one is a mix of sausages and seaweeds, which I believe can be OK for both vegs and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the sausages and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix sausages and seaweeds with some lemon juice and voilà, there it is!
Do you do your own shopping?
I guess not! Actually, I pay a crew of specialists to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of professional buyers around the world. For the clothes, I ever employ a gang of stand-in, one for each body part.
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally, but if you are incinerated then your remains can occupy space in a little uncanny box in somebody else home.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't wipe my privy parts with industrial products anymore. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Psilodenia acuminata, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Uruguay.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their plays.
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