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A talk with Joe Jackson
Joe Jackson
Joe Jackson born August 11th, 1954 (Leo)
Joe Jackson is presently composing a guide to choosing wallpaper, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

What would you like to do right now?
Buy a drawbridge for my dungeon.

Joe, do you have any superpower?
You'll not believe this! I can use two voices at once (one not mine), since I was 3. Probably this is quite remarkable in ginger people with Scottish progenitors.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Chris Pratt, since we were in the same book club when we were in fifth grade.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to adenine, rainbows and hedgehog milk (please, don't ask!).

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was an excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Henry VIII of England manifested and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Theodore Roosevelt's cook.

Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, generally, but if you are incinerated then your remains can lie in some otherwise useless place.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Probably a kangaroo.

When you were a little boy, did you see singing as your career?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, the Wall Street Journal will publish my comic strips.

Joe Jackson refused to share his private telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
8215149389 9383442934 4738920135 2713444645 4855714370 472749791 3759905298 454886673 522865833 2234181418 4357084929 9214663218 4375161008 910540625 6651174450 833151612 5125682143 457817012 2048041409 9011091195
I waited for several years before being able to have a short exchange with Joe Jackson. The resulting article was mind-boggling, like "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" rewritten by Doctor Who. So, it was highly unlucky that my uncle Matthew by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I invoked Flash Gordon in vain, I tried to recollect those awesome words. So, to be honest, I'm not really so certain this web page is a perfectly accurate report of what transpired during our rendezvous, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever was real...
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