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Joe Jackson
Joe Jackson born August 11th, 1954 (Leo)
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Joe Jackson in an ingenious costume meant to evade annoying devotees (pixabay photo)

Joe, do you like sheep?
I got to say no!

For which reason you do not like sheep, if I may ask?
To be honest, they reek! And one sheep bite my grandpa in his privy bits. That was one of the reasons I decided to become a singer, so I may probably reconsider my relation with sheep.

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Absolutely! They simply can't have enough of me. My power is that I'm inescapable: I'm popular among renowned kings and obscure bookkeepers alike. It's nice to hear that there are 12 avenues with my name in three different countries, not counting Cyprus and Rohan.

Can you tell me the square root of 1912426602?
I think that one of the possible answers is 47.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: mountains.

Joe : indifference

Q: courage
Joe : indifference

Q: evil
Joe : indifference

I feel you are not in the mood.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Joe Jackson's secret telephone number :
6598216038 7351860984 8478386289 3352334752 340235761 482813200 9752005168 4722184450 9925536945 340344739 4936971077 6221347828 7490643570 507469352 6627167996 714571477 687188745 6284491853 468193495 2567295711
To be sincere, my boss had patiently scheduled my hurried appointment with Joe Jackson several months beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Polish or breeding mites. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a generous dinner of liver sausages and deep-fried Mars bars.
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