A talk with Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas born August 15th, 1989 (Leo)
The next release from Joe Jonas will be a vinyl-only album of trip hop covers of Bob Marley greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Dutch and Hungarian (pixabay photo)

Joe, do you have any superpower?
Not a big deal! Slimming fast.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of days ago. Probably, I'm a three in Bulgaria, but an eight in Fresno.

Do you know Michael Z. King (a former commodities trader, now a graphic designer) from Simi Valley?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to him for 2 months. Then there was a public embarrassment about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden conclusion.

Joe, do you like dogs?
No sir!

For which reason you do not like dogs, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one dog bite my cousin's intimate bits. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should rethink my relation with dogs.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say another word. I begin with :
Q: monkey.

Joe : money

Q: good
Joe : money

Q: people
Joe : money

I think we had fun enough...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Joe Jonas' home telephone number :
7164394906 598913686 540583656 5538437847 396242386 5192097934 610455207 209241000 7238335873 933502923 4544705013 4177123438 4389388957 3115608074 8595342985 9054296658 5205745847 238671024 2961487060 7774971235
I patiently arranged an appointment with Joe Jonas months beforehand. The resulting piece was wonderful, like it was written by the spirit of Doris Lessing in her prime. Hence, it was highly unlucky that my neighbor (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I restored my sobriety, I tried to recapture those staggering words. To be frank, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a completely truly account of what transpired during our talk, and thus I'm starting to ask myself if it ever took place...
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