A talk with Joe Manganiello
Joe Manganiello
Joe Manganiello born December 28th, 1976 (Capricorn)
A close neighbor, a friend or a mere bystander? Well, we have not the slightest idea, but we pixellated the picture to intensify suspense! (pixabay photo)

Joe, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Spider-Man"?
Will do! All the other characters were eating garlic flavored candy bars all the time.

What do you think about the last Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.

Joe, are you superstitious?
Positively! I use to lick a doorknob three times before an important event.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Joe Manganiello, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Vanderbilt University, signed up for Semiotic Ontology 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Get a manicure from a Nobel laureate to try something different.

Could you confirm the rumours about your participation in the rogue affair of Bigfoot DNA samples?
Nuts! It appears you are showing an odd desire to look at the other side of the grass. Capishe? You know, I know a guy who has a friend that for $1000,... Nevermind. You like surprises, don't ya?

If I may say so, Joe, you are also well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Joe needs what Joe needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's pure nickel or mammoth jerky.

Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to choose?
Probably that of rodents exterminator. I already have some experience in that field.

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I patiently sat tight forever for the privilege to have an exchange with Joe Manganiello. The resulting piece was magnificent, like "Great Expectations" rewritten by Captain America. Thus, it was highly deplorable that my cat by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I regained my composure, I struggled to extract from my fading memory those awesome words. To be clear, I'm not so certain this web page is a perfectly truthful report of our meeting, and I'm starting to be uncertain it actually took place...
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