If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Brad Pitt. I liked him as Keyser Soze.
Do you have any scar?
Aye! I have a little sea monkey shaped scar on my right heel, a memory of my difficult encounter with a wild prairie dog.
Joe, you are well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it doggedness, but I can't stay anywhere without dehydrated lemonade or pure zirconium delivered everyday to my suite.
Could you suggest a remedy for diarrhea?
In case of diarrhea, mix two parts of vermouth, one part of ground coffee and some salt and pepper. Apply this mixture on your tongue and your ankles.
Joe, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is bananas! So I bought 2100000 boxes of bananas which I stashed in my castle,.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Ultraviolet", a timeless masterpiece whose relevance has not been acknowledged by viewers.
A well-known person you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
Probably Pocahontas, because of our deep clever eyes. In my imagination we both love cute gophers.
You were amazing in "Spider-Man". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I'm used to improvise. It's my trademark and directors oblige.
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