What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've already explained my opinion in a letter printed on Australasian Semiotic Journal.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that many years ago I was crossing Indonesia in an old camper with a special friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" in the forest, in the very heart of nature.
Joe, do you like monkeys?
Nix on it!
Why you do not like monkeys?
They stink! And one monkey bite my cousin's privy parts. That was one of the motives I become an artist, so I may rethink my position on monkeys.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the thrilling clink of two diamonds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, for example "the comforting purr of a lovable kitten" or "the snore of your dozing newborn".
What's the most uncanny dream you remember?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of Leibniz, while I kept repeating "I did not sell my cousin's beaver".
Do you have any scar?
I have a little gecko shaped scar on my right leg, a relic of my tough confrontation with a deranged ocelot.
Joe, are you superstitious?
I think so! I have to kiss a plastic figurine representing Henry VIII of England right before a significant encounter.
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