What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I was alone in a bare dim place. A nasty aftertaste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got hammered at a screening of "Crazy On The Outside" in a dreary cinema near Milwaukee.
Joe, which is your trick to obtain perfect skin?
It is a daily bath in tomato sauce.
Where do you go when you die?
According to many books, the cadavers do not wander. They usually stay where you lay them.
Do you have any scar?
O.K.! I have a tiny paperclip shaped scar on my right leg, a memento of my troubled quarrel with a crazed panda.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape journalists and stalkers
That's for certain! I'll go to any length to duck those imps. We often employ the alias "Joe Pasci".
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Harry Potter.
What’s your biggest defect?
I often tempt interviewers. But I'm not that desperate right now so unless you pass out you will remain relatively untouched.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Buy a trapdoor for my villa.
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