A talk with Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci born February 9th, 1943 (Aquarius)
An ex-lover, a relative or a mere bystander? Well, we have not the slightest idea, but we pixellated the photo nonetheless! (pixabay photo)

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a cow. A large, fat, tranquil cow, replete and somnolent in a summer breeze.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can flap both my ears independenty.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Johnny Depp, because I liked him as Yoda.

You seem to be always so vivacios and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. Each person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I meet a so-called artist, my sight dims and I shudder with aversion. And then, without warning, I sense a compulsion to expunge that fool from this planet and celebrate on his desecrate tomb. That is my cheerful side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm emotionally attached to "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coolio.

You surely mean, by Paulo Coelho?
I think you are confusing it with another book, anyway I've heard it both ways.

You hit the mark in "Goodfellas". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like fresh mud in my hands.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing food is a big waste of energy, since there are fast food joints and bars willing to deliver my daily RDA of carbs and fats. The few times I cook for my friends, I like to create salads. My treasure is a mix of sausages and quinoa, which I assume can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the sausages and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Italian focaccia?
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix sausages and quinoa with some tahini and voilĂ , you are done!

Joe Pesci refused to let me know his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
2145591180 8579670122 3443770194 4651944620 6524586490 301329776 982445290 8203832101 384734609 6820901498 408775885 831129739 2028105126 8854973222 8441154895 9554155996 829316754 918064768 5029849174 992499592
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