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Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton born June 23rd, 1974 (Cancer)
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Joel Edgerton always uses a rigorous method to choose his next move (pixabay photo)

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a three in Milwaukee, but a seven in Congo.

Do you have any scar?
That's right! I have a tiny gecko shaped scar on my right elbow, a memory of my tough skirmish with a wild cat.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I think it is that of Novistrana. It is orange and purple with a small yellow ferret in the middle. Novistrana is a wonderful but unlucky country. They are so poverty-stricken that theft is legal from 2 to 5 AM.

Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
At the early age of 9, I won the "Titanium Elk Cup" assigned by the municipality of Indianapolis for "notable and nonessential acting performance".

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently quite harsh, since there are nations where it is hopeless to find even a passable corn dog with or without mayo.

Joel, are you superstitious?
Absolutely! I use to hug 2 random people who wear a black shirt before a critical event. Obviously not this one.

What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being castigated by a Lao-Tzu impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not eat my uncle's koala".

What is the fuss about the current Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this is a minefield.

There is no possibility any of these is Joel Edgerton's private telephone number :
716459933 7923282515 4388310089 4338565154 3053293897 6027686630 7465614351 6039418317 4445404108 8740368874 3058182712 7371507096 9604338179 4588927460 6853624754 587710174 5431304117 6582126770 4010313184 2051808958
Clearly, celebrities are very busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Joel Edgerton totally alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a trained soul reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.