On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a three in Fresno, but a nine in Nepal.
Joel, do you have any superpower?
Not a big deal! I hear infrasounds, except on full moon nights. I believe this is not so uncommon in awesome people with Scottish neighbors.
Do you remember what is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Platinum Panther Trophy" issued by the municipality of Las Vegas for "notable and nonessential acting achievement".
Where do you go when you die?
According to many studies, the deceased are not that mobile. They tend to stay where you lay them.
Joel, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you choose?
Probably that of Smarties color sorter, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
Does your secretary use an alias when he makes reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid reporters and stalkers
You bet! I'll go to any length to escape those nuisances. We generally employ the pseudonym "Joel Edgorton".
Joel, what is your take of the next Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.
Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a little snail shaped scar on my right ankle, a relic of my painful skirmish with a maniacal anteater.
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