A talk with Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton born June 23rd, 1974 (Cancer)
In his concealed grotto Joel Edgerton is boldly searching a way to rise ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a three in Fresno, but a nine in Nepal.

Joel, do you have any superpower?
Not a big deal! I hear infrasounds, except on full moon nights. I believe this is not so uncommon in awesome people with Scottish neighbors.

Do you remember what is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Platinum Panther Trophy" issued by the municipality of Las Vegas for "notable and nonessential acting achievement".

Where do you go when you die?
According to many studies, the deceased are not that mobile. They tend to stay where you lay them.

Joel, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you choose?
Probably that of Smarties color sorter, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Does your secretary use an alias when he makes reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid reporters and stalkers
You bet! I'll go to any length to escape those nuisances. We generally employ the pseudonym "Joel Edgorton".

Joel, what is your take of the next Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.

Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a little snail shaped scar on my right ankle, a relic of my painful skirmish with a maniacal anteater.

Joel Edgerton refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3603857518 2558962885 2039911517 2616022227 4197730548 9977006551 9343078308 690888273 8494632441 987607582 9147118396 380878678 4109593731 3900324303 4497662649 3986666816 8499133097 6102391614 8610660180 8519992694
To be sincere, my director had set up my appointment with Joel Edgerton several months beforehand. Unluckily, my pet elk got legionellosis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, this web page is essentially based on what Joel Edgerton would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.