What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently quite brutal, since there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a tolerable moijto.
Joel, do you have any superpower?
Augh! I can hear the ghosts of recently deceased mediums, since I was 8, but only if it's cloudy. This was quite annoying in my line of work.
When your are not on the set, which is your favored pastime?
I think that color-washing troll dolls' hair is quite relaxing. I prefer to paint them in violet and orange.
Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of gnats breeder, since I already have some experience in that field.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can balance a sword on my forehead.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Brad Pitt, because I think we both like Spiderman.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a panda. A big, fat, peaceful panda, replete and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.
Joel, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some disputes with my agent, so to bail out this mess I will be forced to change my name, and next year I will be compelled to use the name "Joel Edgirton".
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