A talk with Joel Kinnaman
Joel Kinnaman
Joel Kinnaman born November 25th, 1979 (Sagittarius)
In December Joel Kinnaman usually eats nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue dragonflies, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf meat pie, whose recipe is an uncanny riddle we prefer to leave wrapped up in its enigma (pixabay photo)

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Yeep! Excluding "Glitter", which was a gift, probabably it is "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Van Helsing".

Joel, what is the fuss about the next Oscar shitstorm?
To be sincere, this is an elephant in the room.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the placid swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, say, "the first 'dad' of your child" or "the comforting purr of a satisfied kitten".

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Of course! I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for the color purple, after a strange accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite common.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: horse.

Joel : boring

Q: will
Joel : boring

Q: fame
Joel : boring


Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Joel Kinnaman's secret telephone number :
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My brief meeting with Joel Kinnaman has been patiently arranged months beforehand. The resulting piece was excellent, like it was written by Virginia Wolf in her prime. Thus, it was highly unfortunate that my koala ate my only copy! After I sobered out, I made an effort to extract from my vanishing memory those breathtaking words. To be aboveboard, I'm not really sure this web page contains a perfectly genuine run-down of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm beginning to doubt it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.