If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Joel Kinnaman, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Bowdoin College, signed up for Criminal Epistemology 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.
What's the strangest dream you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a barren dim place. A strange flavor in my mouth. Then I realized I got drunk at a screening of "Dreamcatcher" in a shabby cinema near San Francisco.
Are you superstitious?
Yes! I have to avoid any food whose name contains the letter "H" right before a relevant business meeting.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Pitystroma acutifolia, an almost extinct tree native of Markovia.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Might as well! In case of drunkness mix one part of cider, three parts of instant coffee and some butter. Apply the resulting elixir on your chin and your ankles.
Joel, do you like squirrels?
Why you do not like squirrels?
To be frank, they stink! And one squirrel bite my grandpa's leg. This is one of the reasons I become an actor, so I should reconsider my opinion about squirrels.
Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say another word. I begin with :
Joel : clock
Joel : genius
Joel : extermination
We are going nowhere fast...
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