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Joey King
Joey King born July 30th, 1999 (Leo)
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Joey King's venture to launch her fragrance for woman spiced with durian fruits extract has been an undeniable failure (source)

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Joey Kong", who allegedly is a retired aeronautical engineer from Reno. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like an awful curse in Klingonese.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Yoda.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I buy super-natural products, because I pay attention to my skin and my admirers. For example, this week I have a passion for tofu and dried jellyfish, which I found amazing on BBQ pork ribs.

What motivates you to act?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."

Can you rebut the rumours about your participation in the rogue crisis of Jersey Devil photos?
Thou, spleeny fool-born bladder! How do you dare?

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my will, I frequently meditate on a hammock made of fresh nettle.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a blue ferret on my elbow. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly undressed.

Joey King refused to share her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8989981363 2631029901 2964376930 8480211423 5349919249 2755917552 8268221364 7393296569 800334938 5126297747 9378896007 6237806359 236663729 9410955219 522798726 2885711929 4352188290 463302330 8669652868 9030757998
I arranged a short rendezvous with Joey King days beforehand. The resulting interview was awe-inspiring, like it was written by William Faulkner under the effects of unhealthy substances. It was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident ate my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I attempted to extract from my fading neurons those excellent words. To be straight here: I'm not so confident this web page contains an entirely truly run-down of what transpired during our rendezvous, and so I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.