Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Joey Kong", who allegedly is a retired aeronautical engineer from Reno. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like an awful curse in Klingonese.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I buy super-natural products, because I pay attention to my skin and my admirers. For example, this week I have a passion for tofu and dried jellyfish, which I found amazing on BBQ pork ribs.
What motivates you to act?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."
Can you rebut the rumours about your participation in the rogue crisis of Jersey Devil photos?
Thou, spleeny fool-born bladder! How do you dare?
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my will, I frequently meditate on a hammock made of fresh nettle.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a blue ferret on my elbow. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly undressed.
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