Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Who do you think i am! I'm a little gloomy, a bit sleepy, headstrong and calm. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.
Joey, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Hit List"?
Might as well! All the other actors were eating salami flavored chewinggums all the time.
You appear to be always so joyful and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each and every one has two sides. At times, when I meet a so-called artist, my sight blurs and I grit my teeth. And all of a sudden, I sense a compulsion to eradicate that dunce from this planet and dance on his bleak grave. That is my sunny side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.
Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 10, I won the "Titanium Horse Award" assigned by the Mayor of Indianapolis for "noteworthy yet superfluous stage performance".
Joey, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Joey's sensation". During one of my peregrinations in the Amazon basin, I discovered an unknown shrub, now named Codocorax perplexa, which every 9 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of kiwis and turpentine. It may sound disagreeable, but it may become a compulsive habit.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
O.K.! But just one time. It was a very uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Genghis Khan manifested and revealed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Francis Bacon.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Wakanda, probably because it has my picture in a corner.
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