We are here today with Joey Lawrence, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Joey, and welcome to Stuff Your Brain Doesn't Need.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Joey Lewrence", who happens to be an accountant from Reno. That's quite saddening, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like a horrible obscenity in Russian.
Do you know any good back pain cure?
Yes, in case of back pain, mix two parts of fernet, three parts of ground coffee and some margarine in the skull of a moose, then apply the resulting brew on your forehead and your arms.
Which is your trick to achieve everlasting beauty?
As you may have guessed, it is a daily ablution with cold unicorn tears.
What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the soothing tingle of two emeralds touching each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, say, "the consoling purr of a lovable kitten" or "the effervescent giggle of a light-hearted child ".
Which is the most embarrassing DVD you personally bought?
Nice one! Apart from "Twilight", probabably it is "Four Christmases" or "Next".
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
May so! It is the story of Daniel, an animal trainer from Los Angeles. He is kidnapped by a mysterious society and he is obliged to create silly "verY Unreliable encounTers" for some web site, from a hidden underwater office. (If I can't be retrieved, tell Susan I always loved her...)
On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a two in Mongolia, but an eight in Los Angeles.
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