A conversation with Joey Lawrence
Joey Lawrence
Joey Lawrence born April 20th, 1976 (Aries)
Owing to a curious accident occurred to his uncle, Joey Lawrence has developed an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for lions (pixabay photo)

Joey, what is your take of the current Oscar debate?
To be sincere, this has always been a hot potato.

What’s your worst defect?
I'm too gentle and moreover I sacrifice my needs for the good of others.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
I guess not! I'm very friendly, quite lively, tenacious and accommodating. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

What would you like to do right now?
Take a shower to dismiss the stink of flop you send forth.

What do you eat between meals?
Nectarines with salt and pepper, a grapefruit, four tuna slices, and a few drops of white wine.

Which is your method for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a dousing with fresh cement once a week.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to project my aura, about 8 inches far.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Evan Peters. We were in the same tennis team when we had more time on our hands.

There is no possibility any of these is Joey Lawrence's secret telephone number :
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I waited forever for an occasion to have a conversation with Joey Lawrence. The resulting transcription was fantastic, like "Jane Eyre" rewritten by Harry Potter. Hence, it was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my koala destroyed my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I made an effort to recollect those staggering words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not so certain this web page contains a perfectly genuine account of our meeting, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever was real...
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