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John Boyega
John Boyega born March 17th, 1992 (Pisces)
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And now, since the planets alignment is favorable, enjoy a picture of a cute guinea pig (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with John Boyega, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, John, and welcome to Psychedelic Inteviews.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Theodore Roosevelt. I played Thor until somebody got smart.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to raccoon tears, potassium nitrate and backstabbers.

John, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
You betcha! Don't let the color of your skin hold you back. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.

Involuntarily, you find yourself in a distressing condition that deters you from doing those things that are in line with your inclinations. You can resolve this situation by isolating for 6 months in a convent.
Egads! You are dead on!

What would you like to do right now?
Meditate on your mortality.

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny gecko shaped scar on my right knee, a remainder of my traumatic skirmish with a deranged monkey.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain John Boyega's home telephone number :
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My supervisor had arranged my hurried exchange with John Boyega months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding mites or visiting Canada. So, the interview above is essentially based on what John Boyega would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.