If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Aye! I have developed an unreasonable fear for venetian blinds, owing to a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite common.
As everybody knows, the problem of osteoporosis in hedgehogs is reaching epic dimensions. Is John Cusack doing anything in this respect?
Aye! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($1,200 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of osteoporosis in hedgehogs.
John, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal craziness.
You will feel isolated from your fans, like an impalpable barrier is between you and them. A frightening feeling will tell you that they are actually dreaming to murder you.
The hell with it! You are dead on!
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my soul, I often take a siesta on a hammock made of nails.
Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny wombat shaped scar on my right heel, the result of my challenging quarrel with a crazed coyote.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Orson Wide.
You surely mean, by Oscar Wilde?
I'm not used to be rebuked by irrelevant people, and in any case probably I've heard it both ways.
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