A talk with John Goodman
John Goodman
John Goodman born June 20th, 1952 (Gemini)
Among John Goodman's future projects there is a super-secret expressionist sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action takes place on a moon of Saturn (pixabay photo)

Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of professional sand castle builder, since I already have some experience in that field.

What motivates you to act?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."

Could you suggest a remedy for flu?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed quick fix for flu. Mix three parts of vodka, two parts of ground coffee and some vinaigrette. Put the resulting elixir on your forehead and your wrists.

John, you have been seen in a particular setting with a star whose name I've not the authorization to bring out in the open. Any comment?
Do you mean K.S.? That is an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with F.R...

I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is perfectly fine in your life and then without a motive your house is searched by the FBI looking for some felonious material a dude has hidden there. Do you understand?

Now that I look it better, the photo is very blurry...
Does your agent use an alias when he arranges for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck paparazzi and groupies

Absolutely! I'll go to extremes to get rid of those imps. We often adopt the pseudonym "John Gaodman".

John Goodman refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
446846100 8381703871 4014165248 4494871576 5474941636 515557134 920630787 4493599695 7212331481 7544335794 3949348939 6709855449 5037671213 658283236 8709610536 455429677 305881105 2003316858 7332088109 9352162485
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