Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of professional sand castle builder, since I already have some experience in that field.
What motivates you to act?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."
Could you suggest a remedy for flu?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed quick fix for flu. Mix three parts of vodka, two parts of ground coffee and some vinaigrette. Put the resulting elixir on your forehead and your wrists.
John, you have been seen in a particular setting with a star whose name I've not the authorization to bring out in the open. Any comment?
Do you mean K.S.? That is an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with F.R...
I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is perfectly fine in your life and then without a motive your house is searched by the FBI looking for some felonious material a dude has hidden there. Do you understand?
Now that I look it better, the photo is very blurry...
Does your agent use an alias when he arranges for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck paparazzi and groupies
Absolutely! I'll go to extremes to get rid of those imps. We often adopt the pseudonym "John Gaodman".
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