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John Hiatt
John Hiatt born August 20th, 1952 (Leo)
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Albert Nelson, the new John Hiatt's head of security, is constantly testing alternative methods to send away stalkers and obnoxious supporters (source)

Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
You know, I can repeat "Hope is the Thing with Feathers" by Emily Dickinson in 5 different languages including Swahili.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer John Hiatt, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for John Heatt", who allegedly is a radio journalist from Denver. That's quite discouraging, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like a shocking blasphemy in Yiddish.

Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
Not hardly! I'm amiable, active, cooperative and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artists.

John, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing position with a singer whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to announce. Do you want to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with K.M..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents occur all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" searched by the CIA looking for some verboten things somebody may have "accidentally" left there. Are we on the level?

I think I've lost that (probably faked) picture anyway...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being John Hiatt's private telephone number :
7723786215 4125081541 556332265 5632256266 9155977450 3109515047 209209458 502137182 7823278057 4982600666 6836018761 4349889179 4127196246 3618713306 5774419048 3053202004 8044523294 5761390855 6860087610 4941264429
I waited for weeks for the privilege to have a little conversation with John Hiatt. The resulting interview was great, like it was written by William Faulkner under the effects of unhealthy beverages. It was very lamentable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I showed vital signs again, I attempted to remember those wonderful words. To be honest here: I'm not so confident this web page contains a perfectly precise run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.