Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
You know, I can repeat "Hope is the Thing with Feathers" by Emily Dickinson in 5 different languages including Swahili.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer John Hiatt, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for John Heatt", who allegedly is a radio journalist from Denver. That's quite discouraging, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like a shocking blasphemy in Yiddish.
Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
Not hardly! I'm amiable, active, cooperative and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artists.
John, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing position with a singer whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to announce. Do you want to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with K.M..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents occur all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" searched by the CIA looking for some verboten things somebody may have "accidentally" left there. Are we on the level?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) picture anyway...
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