A conversation with John Hiatt
John Hiatt
John Hiatt born August 20th, 1952 (Leo)
John Hiatt has signed a petition for the revival of the Mayan calendar (source)

Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
I got to say no! I'm sometimes aloof, quite active, inflexible and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artists.

Do you like to cook?
You think i've lost my mind! But I like to improvise salads. My favorite one is a mix of spam and tofu, which I assume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the spam and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix spam and tofu with some gravy and there it is!

John, are you superstitious?
Absolutely! I use to drink something white before a significant encounter.

John, what do you think of the controversial issue of global warming?
What do I think? I think that global warming is a grave matter. Anyway, my fans will certainly be pleased to know that my future palace will be at least 70 feet above the sea-level.

Could you support the hearsay about your participation in the shady incident of Abominable Snowman pictures?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! People can't handle the truth!

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
Apart from my own songs, I love to sing out loud "American Pie" by Don McLean.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are John Hiatt's private telephone number :
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My short talk with John Hiatt has been set up many weeks in advance. The resulting article was excellent, like "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" rewritten by Thor. Hence, it was untoward that my dog by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I showed vital signs again, I tried to extract from my failing neurons those staggering words. Actually, to be clear, I'm not really sure this web page contains a totally truly run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and so I'm starting to be uncertain it ever happened...
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