Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a brown moose on my shoulder. It is bioluminescent, so I can be find if I get lost in Phoenix suburbia, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.
Do you like to cook?
Who do you think i am! But I like to create salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and bean sprouts, which I think can be fine for both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the beef jerk and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and bean sprouts with some relish and voilà, there it is!
Do you know any good constipation cure?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed cure for constipation. Mix one part of fernet, three parts of fruit drink and some ketchup in the skull of a gazelle, then guzzle this elixir every 10 minutes for 4 hours.
What happen if you play your song "Have a Little Faith in Me" backward?
The galaxy may deflagrate.
What do you think about president Trump?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a playful discussion, not a peek to the dark side of the moon.
Our society seems to be subject to relentless ferocity and criminality. What would John Hiatt do?
I believe that appointing a hired gun to every citizen can make wonders, but most lawmakers are rapacious lads.
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