Can you tell me the square root of 102263229?
According to my fans the nicest answer is 99.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is dodecaphony.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a green anteater on my knee. It is bioluminescent, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly disrobed.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to paparazzi, bobcat milk (please, don't ask!), and citric acid.
What is the fuss about the future Oscar shitstorm?
Surely, this is a hot potato.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Richard Armitage, since I imagine we feel the same about cats.
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I dunno. I think I'm a three in San Francisco, but a ten in Congo.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the reassuring crackle of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the placid purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the first word of your daughter".
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