Can you tell me the square root of 1156985110?
According to my supporters the nicest answer is 84.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and quite bizarre memory. A man is waiting on a straight, long and solitary road, cornfields in every direction. An innocent crop-spraying biplane begins chasing him, flying almost at ground level and bullets are fired against the man. The man ducks the bullets and he runs for cover in the endless cornfield.
Well, I think that is a scene from the film "North by Northwest".
Piffle! To be honest, yesterday evening I took a nap at the cineclub.
John, you are well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that John needs what John needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's dehydrated energy drink or orphaned baby panda's tears.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
O.K.! But just one time. It was a very excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Grover Cleveland manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Vincent van Gogh's uncle.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
All right! In case of drunkness mix two parts of cider, one part of tea and some guacamole. Apply the resulting mixture on your elbows and your ankles.
Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I rented an exclusive manor in a hidden valley of Swaziland. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy but also a mob of extras pretending to be paparazzi to let me feel alive.
Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can summon the spirits of departed famous mediums, particularly if the sun shines.
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