John, have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a special license for flying my dirigible.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the reassuring whisper of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the cheery giggle of an innocent kid " or "the first word of your baby".
You have been the recipient of several prizes. Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Golden Jackal Prize" issued by the municipality of Atlanta for "impressive but unneeded stage achievement" at the age of 5.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Exactamundo! At times I'm scared by my popularity. I'm inescapable: I charm prominent astronauts and commonplace accountants in the same way. You know? There are at least 16 plazas with my statue in two different countries, not counting Loompaland and Uzbekistan, which I did not know they were countries.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Sam Claflin, since I always liked him as Darth Vader.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to baboons, asbestos and helicopters.
Do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an issue. Well, surely you are going to blame me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Which is your favorite snack?
Roasted peanuts with salt and pepper, a burger, three salmon fillets, and a few drops of fernet.
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