A conversation with John Krasinski
John Krasinski
John Krasinski born October 20th, 1979 (Libra)
During an unsettling gathering, the Ouija board has established that John Krasinski is probably the reincarnation of a Charles Darwin's aunt

John, have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a special license for flying my dirigible.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the reassuring whisper of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the cheery giggle of an innocent kid " or "the first word of your baby".

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Golden Jackal Prize" issued by the municipality of Atlanta for "impressive but unneeded stage achievement" at the age of 5.

Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Exactamundo! At times I'm scared by my popularity. I'm inescapable: I charm prominent astronauts and commonplace accountants in the same way. You know? There are at least 16 plazas with my statue in two different countries, not counting Loompaland and Uzbekistan, which I did not know they were countries.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Sam Claflin, since I always liked him as Darth Vader.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to baboons, asbestos and helicopters.

Do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an issue. Well, surely you are going to blame me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Which is your favorite snack?
Roasted peanuts with salt and pepper, a burger, three salmon fillets, and a few drops of fernet.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being John Krasinski's home telephone number :
378785076 4911858305 7452465609 7802641086 4328641935 2842698029 3473905387 8557462479 7954102379 4422074810 547155341 5539599682 2102451772 4481396136 2249663704 515630349 9512736507 879576332 876719341 5071576961
My director had scheduled my hurried rendezvous with John Krasinski many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet zebra got amebiasis, so I had to skip the conversation. So, the interview above is essentially based on what John Krasinski would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.