A conversation with John Travolta
John Travolta
John Travolta born February 18th, 1954 (Aquarius)
Among the future projects of John Travolta there is a top-secret independent sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action takes place in a fallout shelter (pixabay photo)

Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny gecko shaped scar on my left knee, the result of my troubled skirmish with a maniacal tiger.

What do you think of the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already explained my thoughts in a letter published on Croatian Transactions on Qualitative Anthropology.

John, how do you invest the money you made in your career?
Say, when VHS tapes will be fashionable again people will stop laughing behind my back.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was forced by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight urticaria?
Since I thought I had it.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep! I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Dreamcatcher", an underestimated classic whose value has not been recognized by viewers.

John, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Pulp Fiction"?
That's right! All the other characters were chewing durian spiced chewinggums all the time.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Macaulay Culkin, because I always liked him as Terminator.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are John Travolta's secret telephone number :
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I planned a meeting with John Travolta for months. The resulting article was great, like "The Great Gatsby" rewritten by Wolverine. Hence, it was highly unlucky, to put it mildly, that my cat by accident devoured my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I struggled to recollect those imposing words. I want to be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a totally factual run-down of our appointment, and now I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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