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Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp born June 9th, 1963 (Gemini)
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Ryan K. Gomez, the new Johnny Depp's head of security, is constantly experimenting different methods to turn away stalkers and pesky paparazzi (source)

What do you think about the international situation?
Darn tooting! I think it is presently very harsh, since there are countries where it is difficult to find even a passable frankfurter.

Can you tell me the square root of 299832680?
I think that one of the possible answers is something around 59.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my skin and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a crush for tempeh and fermented soybeans, which I found very tasty with pulled pork.

What would Johnny Depp do to solve the issue of criminality and ferocity that is menacing our world?
I've two inspirations for you: "A Clockwork Orange" and "Brazil".

What is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Hare Award" assigned by the Mayor of Seattle for "outstanding but gratuitous acting exhibition" at the age of 9.

Do you like to cook?
Not on a chance! But I like to improvise salads. My gem is a mix of bacon and amaranth, which I presume can be suited for both vegans and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the bacon and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.

Salted brioches?
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix bacon and amaranth with some gravy and there it is!

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Johnny Depp's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my boss had arranged my exchange with Johnny Depp weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Tiptoes". So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a heavy dinner of liver sausages and wild boar stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.