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A conversation with Johnny Galecki
Johnny Galecki
Johnny Galecki born April 30th, 1975 (Taurus)
Johnny Galecki is convinced that in a precedent existence he was a Pinocchio puppet (source)

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Chris Pratt, because we were in the same hockey team when we had more time on our hands.

Do you know Sharon Clark (a former author, now an occupational therapist) from Lansing?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 3 months. Then there was some commotion about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a hasty finale.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
All right! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolishness.

You have collected a great deal of enmity in you that can detonate at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you condone or destroy somebody who has injured you in the past.
Sodding hell! You are spot on!

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Isaac Asimov.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight tonsillitis?
WHAT? Tonsillitis!? That's not what I signed for. I have to call my agent.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Nothing but Trouble", a real classic whose sense has not been fully recognized by critics.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Johnny Galecki's secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my supervisor had set up my little interview with Johnny Galecki months beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Ultraviolet". So, this web page is essentially based on what Johnny Galecki would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.